Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag
Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag

Keep Your Kinks. Lose the Theocracy. — Statement Tote Bag

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For the ones who know the difference between consent and control. This tote doesn’t whisper—it roars. Whether you’re heading to the bookstore, the protest, or just out to grab a coffee and disappoint an Evangelical, this is your bag.

Spacious enough to carry your boundaries, bold enough to remind people where the real line is: personal kinks are fine—legislated morality is not.

🖤 Durable AF
🖤 Great for books, sass, and sacred rebellion
🖤 Designed for those who don’t flinch when they say “fuck your theocracy”


Product features
- 100% Polyester body for durability and quick drying
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
- Boxed corners for extra room and functionality
- Available in multiple handle colors to match your style
- Sizes tailored to fit everyday needs with a spacious compartment

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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Fuck Fascism


At Yup, I Said That, no topic is off limits—but we don’t negotiate with fascists.

We speak loud, love hard, grieve deep, and question everything.

From sex and politics to grief, kink, and capitalism—we say what they told us to keep quiet.

We print it on mugs, shirts, and digital walls because silence was never safety—it was surrender.

This space isn’t neutral. It’s intentional, intersectional, and unafraid to drag systems, not people.

If that feels like home, welcome.

If it feels threatening? Ask yourself why.

We don’t bow. We burn through bullshit—and we mean every word.

Fuck Christian Nationalism

#notallchrisitans just a small section of assholes dedicated to making you live under their fucking daddy kink.
At Yup, I Said That, we believe freedom of religion also means freedom from religion.
No holy book gives you the right to legislate hate, erase identities, or hijack public policy.
Faith is personal. Oppression in God’s name isn’t.
We reject theocracy, purity politics, and the myth that morality wears a cross.
This isn’t a war on Christianity—it’s a refusal to let one belief system control everyone else.

Believe what you want.

Just don’t weaponize it.

We’re not here to convert—we’re here to confront.

And we say it without flinching.

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