
Broadcast your attitude at 80 mph.
These weather‑proof, UV‑sealed bumper stickers slap cracked‑crown icons, neon manifestos, and highway‑grade sarcasm across your tailgate so even tailgaters get the message. Thick vinyl resists sun‑fade, road salt, and car‑wash tantrums; ultra‑tack adhesive means they stick longer than your last situationship. Peel, press, and let every mile announce: comfort is canceled—keep up or back off.