Hydrate or hate‑rate—your call.
These leak‑proof, double‑walled bad boys come wrapped in neon crown sigils, truth‑bomb slogans, and Strawberry’s mischievous smirk. From gym floor to mountain trail, they keep water ice‑cold and attitudes blazing hot. Clip the carabiner, flip the straw lid, and let every gulp remind onlookers that dehydration is optional—giving a fuck is too.