You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle
You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle

You Missed One – 1692 Witchy Water Bottle

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The granddaughter of a witch you couldn’t burn… now stays hydrated like a hexed-up queen.

This stainless steel water bottle is more than just a vessel—it’s a fuck-you to every system that ever tried to silence, punish, or “purify” powerful women. Featuring striking gothic art, spell books, candles, roses, and that infamous number: 1692—this design whispers, “I remember.”

The words YOU MISSED ONE scream loud for every descendant of rebellion. Whether you’re conjuring curses or chasing justice, this bottle says what your ancestors couldn’t.

  • Premium double-wall insulation

  • 20 oz witch-approved hydration

  • Leak-proof, power-loaded, black-magic-certified

  • “The granddaughter of a witch you couldn’t burn” scrawled like a spell at the base

You don’t just carry water. You carry memory, rage, and resistance.


Product features
- Durable stainless steel construction resists rust and corrosion.
- Double-wall design keeps drinks hot or cold for longer.
- Generous 20oz capacity for hydration on the go.
- Sleek matte finish adds modern elegance.
- Vacuum sealed for optimal temperature retention.

Care instructions
- Hand wash only

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At Yup, I Said That, no topic is off limits—but we don’t negotiate with fascists.

We speak loud, love hard, grieve deep, and question everything.

From sex and politics to grief, kink, and capitalism—we say what they told us to keep quiet.

We print it on mugs, shirts, and digital walls because silence was never safety—it was surrender.

This space isn’t neutral. It’s intentional, intersectional, and unafraid to drag systems, not people.

If that feels like home, welcome.

If it feels threatening? Ask yourself why.

We don’t bow. We burn through bullshit—and we mean every word.

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At Yup, I Said That, we believe freedom of religion also means freedom from religion.
No holy book gives you the right to legislate hate, erase identities, or hijack public policy.
Faith is personal. Oppression in God’s name isn’t.
We reject theocracy, purity politics, and the myth that morality wears a cross.
This isn’t a war on Christianity—it’s a refusal to let one belief system control everyone else.

Believe what you want.

Just don’t weaponize it.

We’re not here to convert—we’re here to confront.

And we say it without flinching.

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